- “Mom, we made a New Year’s Revolution today in class. Mine was not to freak out at the the site of blood!” She meant Resolution.
- “Mom, you ruined a perfectly good anniversary trip. You could have went to the Bahamas.” Bear did not think staying at home and hanging out with hubby was a fun idea. Bring on the Bahamas next year Brad!
- “Wow, I just don’t see it. That looks nothing like daddy. When did he have hair?” I showed Bear our wedding photos.
- “I think I drank too much juice, it got a little tangy with me.” I Have no idea what that means.
- “Mom, uncross your legs so I can test how bad you reflux is.” This is after I told her about my acid reflux problem.
- “Don’t ever revorce, Becca’s heart will die!”
- “I don’t know what on earth is wrong with you, root beer is Yummy!”
- “Mom, do I have junk in my sack?” Bear meant junk in my trunk and she heard that from her daddy.
- “You guys know how to ruin a child’s life.”
- “It would be even more funnier if we knew what goosed meant.” I told hubby that Bear was cracking up because I goosed myself on the table.
- “Do you have to dial 2 for twice as long of the distance?” I was trying to explain why you have to dial a 1 to call people long distance.
- Last but not least and my personal favorite this week………..
- Hubby was irritating me one night so I politely told him I was going to stick my brush Where the sun don’t shine if he did not shut-up! Bear quickly interrupted with “Where is that?”
In honor of this month’s “What did she say?,” I would like to have a little comment contest.
How do you enter? Leave a comment on this post telling me what crazy things your child has said.
When is the deadline? How about February 1.
What will you win? Two very interesting books: “The Top 50 Questions Kids Ask; Pre-K through 2nd Grade” and “The Top 50 Questions Kids Ask; 3rd through 5th Grade.”
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